Comments on: Ask Me–I Know Everything!

By: Biztone

Biztone — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 10:02:54 +0000

People are idiots and we get off the wall questions like those all the time.

By: maria bell

maria bell — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:12:25 +0000

I own a Greek restaurant in KY. I should have tasted all the gyro sandwiches in the world because a lot of customers ask me; I ate a gyro in Austria, Miami,Korea, Germany, New York,Chicago, Colorado, Nashville e.t.c ; Is it the same as yours?

By: Aaron DeLay

Aaron DeLay — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:11:58 +0000

What can you tell me about earthquakes? I mean, hurricanes and earthquakes are similar…right?

By: JoeInVegas

JoeInVegas — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:11:22 +0000

Yes, it’s nice and sunny here with no clouds at all. Are you sure it’s going to rain?

I here there is a lot of money in making predictions, maybe you can start a pay per call phone line on that stuff.

By: Julie

Julie — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:40:16 +0000

It’s a beautiful, sunny morning here… Are you sure it’s raining? I could have sworn the meteorologist said that the earliest chance of rain in Chicago was Thursday….

By: Kim Ayres

Kim Ayres — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:22:55 +0000

You gals are somuch better at multi-tasking than us guys

By: retired restuarant manager

retired restuarant manager — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:43:36 +0000

RG…i just looked outside and it was sunny…does that mean that the car parked outside next to mine is blue, and if it did begin to rain and it was a light rain, not a heavy rain, would it still be blue?? oh…and if there was to be a rain storm in florida, and not a hurricane…would you be able to tell because the weatherman told us, or because I happend to look out the window at a blue car???

By: Echo

Echo — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:42:41 +0000

Welcome to the information desk, RG, pull up a chair

I work retail in a mall. According to my customers, I’m supposed to know: the bus schedule, locations of all restrooms in the entire mall, all locations to purchase the local paper, be able to give directions around the entire city, and instantly be able to recite the hours and stock availability (as well as prices) at all our competitors — that’s in addition to knowing the location of every item in our store — and whether the customer’s husband, child, and/or grandmother was in the store within the past five minutes.

What shift can I sign you up for ?

By: Restaurant Gal

Restaurant Gal — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:53:19 +0000

Mary Tiler More–In the words of the great 8 Ball: “Signs point to yes” which means home or office–your choice! Personally, I would opt for home.

By: Mary Tiler More

Mary Tiler More — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 01:15:15 +0000

RG,
I know you’ve been real busy, so I kind of hate to ask you this, but I live in what just yesterday was described as a “cone of uncertainty” (which is pretty much true for me all of the time) … but do you think will I be required to go into the office tomorrow, or can I just take care of things form home? I’m trying to decide what time to go to sleep.

Seriously, maybe you should just start taking one of those little Magic 8 Balls to work, that thing that always says Ask Again Later. : )